twenty-five) Twenty-four RACE Official Rules as told to me by several Ex Chairmen. (Who wish to remain anonymous)
shamelessly stolen from XKCD
Rule 1: The Chairman is always right;
Rule 2: If in doubt, refer to rule 1;
Rule 3: Better to be Warm and Dry then Cold and Wet (WDCW-rule);
Rule 4: It is always Alfredo’s fault;
Rule 5: If Alfredo is not at the event, it is still his fault;
Rule6: Officially provided clothing is never the size it says on the label;
Rule 8: Notices are never in the correct jury members pidgin hole;
Rule 10:Oops, I dropped it, him, her, something. (copyright Orsetto)
etc. and so on, ad infinitum
Please send in your own off-rules – provided you have been a chairman (at least once in your life – and I want specifics!) – to be included in this list.
You can also suggest improvements on existing ones, or suggest replacing them with something better.
There will be no argument with final publication (see rule 1).